oi me lot! c'mere en see me shiny gold mouth ya

so i took a brutal tumble in the bath tub while i were just a singin' like a canary.  this ol 'appened when i were just a wee lass.  i busted me mouth up prett bad en even got me a weasely  permanent scrap there on the toppy lip.  it all making me look like a gobshite. sure, i had me a cap puts on that useless chomper o mine, but it got old. but not to fret me fair lot....

'cause now i gots me a pearly new fashioned tooth lookin' delicateish .  a mouth full o a pot o gold me matey. sure, yez wonts be catchin' me without a toothy grin.